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PostSubject: Lame Pickup Lines   Tue Apr 17, 2012 8:41 pm

Post your favorite pickup lines here! Here's a couple I like:
"Are you from NASA? Cause your ass is out of this world...."
"Are you wet? Cause I'm about to make it rain..."
-Jacob B. Yokley

But please don't copy and paste a bunch of crap from the internet just so you can get "the most posts" *cough* ALEX *cough*. Or else this will happen to you:
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
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PostSubject: Re: Lame Pickup Lines   Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:34 pm

OMG BEST THREAD EVER!!!! PIKACHU

I'm the master of this stuff....

There's a definite bounce to your chest.
Did an angel fall from heaven? Cuz I think I'm staring at one right now.
Did you just use a PP up? Cuz ur making my pp go up.(pokemon reference)
My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.
If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.
Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning.
Are you a RARE CANDY? 'cuz I feel a level-up.
If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!
You put the "Wiggle" in Wigglytuff.
You're worth more than a thousand nuggets.
Wynaut go out with me?
You just weedled your way into my heart.
You must be a Magnemite because I'm attracted to you.
You’re so hot I’m going to need a Burn Heal.
Are you a Hitmonlee? ’Cause your body is kickin’.
Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.When I look at you, my Metapod can’t get any harder.
You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu.
Do you wanna play my Poke Flute?
My Pokeballs are SWIFT in your mouth.
When I’m around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock!
I’ve got Masterballs baby.
Do you wanna LICKILICKY my icky sticky.
My Donphan won’t ROLLOUT for you much longer.
Do you wanna see my POLI-WAG?
Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.
Do you wanna battle? ‘Cuz my balls are at the ready!
Hey baby, wanna SPOINK?
Your more beautiful than a Beautifly.
Let’s have a Togepi of our own!
Do you wanna see what’s in my ball bag?
Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you?
I’d like to get in your rock tunnel.
What’s your favorite move? Mine is LICK.
You’ll be WEEZING after I’m done with you.
If I were a Milktank, I’d use ATTRACT on you.
Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.
Want to register your number in my PokeNav?
I’d like to ride you like a HORSEA.
Can I fertilize you with my sunkern?
My Diglett’s attracted to your SWEET SCENT.
Did you use CONFUSE RAY?, cuz your making me dizzy.
Do you wanna see my NUGGETS?
I’d POUND you with my Piplup.
I wish you and I were Weedles, so you and I could make a Kakuna and evolve together.
Hey, I’ve got some legendary pokemon, do you want to touch my pokeballs to see just how legendary they are?
If you were a pokemon, you’d be a Squirtle, cause you make me wet!
Let’s go make a Mewtwo of our own.
I wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use SPLASH on you!
My Exeggcute are pretty weak. Let’s battle so they can get some experience.
How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed?
My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night.
You make my Darkrai rise.
You remind me of Deoxys, you’re out of this world.
Those are some nice HOOTHOOTS you got there.
I just want to stick it in your wooper.
The name’s cock..i mean brock..wait, i said that right.
My Kadabra just used Future Sight, and it looks like we’ve got a future together.
How would you like to see my viridian forest, well it’s not really viridian.
Let’s make RegiLove!
How about you come and see my safari zone.
Want to ride my emPOLEon?
You’re such a good catch, i think i’ll use my only MASTER BALL on you.
Let’s make like a Super Rod and hook up.
I’m going to Hoppip into your pants.
If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.

Do you like Pokeballs because you’re about to get really close to one of mine.
I wish I was a Seaking, so I could HORN DRILL you.
My Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke’s tail!
Squirtle isn’t the ONLY one that can use water gun. – wink -
STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all! Wanna help me out?
You’ve got the lips of a Jynx!
Can I get into YOUR Secret Base?
Want to Link your cable onto me?
I’d like to Leech my Seeds into you.
Aipom’s pretty good with his hands, and so am I.
I wanna see your Squirtle squirt.
If I was a Pokemon right now, I’d be an Erectabuzz
If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you’d win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category.
I think we’re going to need Defog (HM05) before the night is done.
I’d like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.
My Typhlosion knows Eruption.
You make me feel like an Electrode, you give me an EXPLOSION in my pants.
Are you from the Hoenn Region? ‘Cuz you’re the only HO I see.
I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster.
I’m a real Machamp, if you know what I mean.
How about you use REST, so i can sleep with you.
My Typhlosion knows EXPLOSION!!
You make me errupt like the Cinnabar Island volcano.
You must be a Charmander because you’re getting me hot.
Lets make like the pages of this guide book and get under the covers.
Baby, I’m a Mismagius. I’ll make all of your wildest dreams come true.
My Lickitung can reach deeper than you can imagine!
Don’t make me use Water Gun all over you!
You put the “Double-D” in Dodou.
I heard Meowth’s not the only mischievious pussy in town.
Have you been taking lessons from a Lickitung?
Did you just FLASH(HM 05) me?
Your gonna need a HYPERPOTION by the time i’m done with you.
You put the “BONE” in Cubone.
You set my Chimchar on fire.
I’ll use ROCK CLIMB in your Fortress.
Wanna watch my EKANS evolve?
I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktank.
You make my Gyrados HYDROPUMP!
I wanna spread HONEY on your Forretress.
I like to compare myself with Smeargle…I’m pretty handy with a paintbrush.
You put the “cool” in Tentacool.
Why don’t you and me go back to my gym and have a naked battle.
Do you want to help my ekans learn intercourse?
starMiE and starYU belong together do you get the message?
If I were a Ghastly, I’d seep right through your pants.
You give my Gengar that smile.
If I were a Hitmonchan, I’d Thunderpunch dat ass.
Is that a TANGELA down there?
Do you wanna see my BELL-SPROUT?
Will you use ROCK POLISH on my Pokeballs?
I wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your bedroom.
If I were a Pidgeotto, I’d GUST your pants off.
It’s a good thing that I’m a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!
If I were a Clefairy, I”d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.
Do you have a Ditto in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
My Magikarp knows a little more than SPLASH if you know what I mean.
I’ve got an Onyx, and if you come over to my place I’ll show you his move Earthquake (TM 27).
I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.
You make me RY-HORNY!
You just gave me a Cubone.
My Bulbasaur knows TICKLE.
I can make your Jigglypuffs sing.
I can make your Milktanks moo.
Girl you make me wanna use HARDEN. And guess what? It's super effective.


Maybe I should stop.... I think I've proven my point.

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PostSubject: Re: Lame Pickup Lines   Tue Apr 17, 2012 9:45 pm

Sazandora101 wrote:
OMG BEST THREAD EVER!!!! PIKACHU

I'm the master of this stuff....

There's a definite bounce to your chest.
Did an angel fall from heaven? Cuz I think I'm staring at one right now.
Did you just use a PP up? Cuz ur making my pp go up.(pokemon reference)
My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.
If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.
Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning.
Are you a RARE CANDY? 'cuz I feel a level-up.
If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!
You put the "Wiggle" in Wigglytuff.
You're worth more than a thousand nuggets.
Wynaut go out with me?
You just weedled your way into my heart.
You must be a Magnemite because I'm attracted to you.
You’re so hot I’m going to need a Burn Heal.
Are you a Hitmonlee? ’Cause your body is kickin’.
Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.When I look at you, my Metapod can’t get any harder.
You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu.
Do you wanna play my Poke Flute?
My Pokeballs are SWIFT in your mouth.
When I’m around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock!
I’ve got Masterballs baby.
Do you wanna LICKILICKY my icky sticky.
My Donphan won’t ROLLOUT for you much longer.
Do you wanna see my POLI-WAG?
Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.
Do you wanna battle? ‘Cuz my balls are at the ready!
Hey baby, wanna SPOINK?
Your more beautiful than a Beautifly.
Let’s have a Togepi of our own!
Do you wanna see what’s in my ball bag?
Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you?
I’d like to get in your rock tunnel.
What’s your favorite move? Mine is LICK.
You’ll be WEEZING after I’m done with you.
If I were a Milktank, I’d use ATTRACT on you.
Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.
Want to register your number in my PokeNav?
I’d like to ride you like a HORSEA.
Can I fertilize you with my sunkern?
My Diglett’s attracted to your SWEET SCENT.
Did you use CONFUSE RAY?, cuz your making me dizzy.
Do you wanna see my NUGGETS?
I’d POUND you with my Piplup.
I wish you and I were Weedles, so you and I could make a Kakuna and evolve together.
Hey, I’ve got some legendary pokemon, do you want to touch my pokeballs to see just how legendary they are?
If you were a pokemon, you’d be a Squirtle, cause you make me wet!
Let’s go make a Mewtwo of our own.
I wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use SPLASH on you!
My Exeggcute are pretty weak. Let’s battle so they can get some experience.
How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed?
My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night.
You make my Darkrai rise.
You remind me of Deoxys, you’re out of this world.
Those are some nice HOOTHOOTS you got there.
I just want to stick it in your wooper.
The name’s cock..i mean brock..wait, i said that right.
My Kadabra just used Future Sight, and it looks like we’ve got a future together.
How would you like to see my viridian forest, well it’s not really viridian.
Let’s make RegiLove!
How about you come and see my safari zone.
Want to ride my emPOLEon?
You’re such a good catch, i think i’ll use my only MASTER BALL on you.
Let’s make like a Super Rod and hook up.
I’m going to Hoppip into your pants.
If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.

Do you like Pokeballs because you’re about to get really close to one of mine.
I wish I was a Seaking, so I could HORN DRILL you.
My Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke’s tail!
Squirtle isn’t the ONLY one that can use water gun. – wink -
STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all! Wanna help me out?
You’ve got the lips of a Jynx!
Can I get into YOUR Secret Base?
Want to Link your cable onto me?
I’d like to Leech my Seeds into you.
Aipom’s pretty good with his hands, and so am I.
I wanna see your Squirtle squirt.
If I was a Pokemon right now, I’d be an Erectabuzz
If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you’d win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category.
I think we’re going to need Defog (HM05) before the night is done.
I’d like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.
My Typhlosion knows Eruption.
You make me feel like an Electrode, you give me an EXPLOSION in my pants.
Are you from the Hoenn Region? ‘Cuz you’re the only HO I see.
I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster.
I’m a real Machamp, if you know what I mean.
How about you use REST, so i can sleep with you.
My Typhlosion knows EXPLOSION!!
You make me errupt like the Cinnabar Island volcano.
You must be a Charmander because you’re getting me hot.
Lets make like the pages of this guide book and get under the covers.
Baby, I’m a Mismagius. I’ll make all of your wildest dreams come true.
My Lickitung can reach deeper than you can imagine!
Don’t make me use Water Gun all over you!
You put the “Double-D” in Dodou.
I heard Meowth’s not the only mischievious pussy in town.
Have you been taking lessons from a Lickitung?
Did you just FLASH(HM 05) me?
Your gonna need a HYPERPOTION by the time i’m done with you.
You put the “BONE” in Cubone.
You set my Chimchar on fire.
I’ll use ROCK CLIMB in your Fortress.
Wanna watch my EKANS evolve?
I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktank.
You make my Gyrados HYDROPUMP!
I wanna spread HONEY on your Forretress.
I like to compare myself with Smeargle…I’m pretty handy with a paintbrush.
You put the “cool” in Tentacool.
Why don’t you and me go back to my gym and have a naked battle.
Do you want to help my ekans learn intercourse?
starMiE and starYU belong together do you get the message?
If I were a Ghastly, I’d seep right through your pants.
You give my Gengar that smile.
If I were a Hitmonchan, I’d Thunderpunch dat ass.
Is that a TANGELA down there?
Do you wanna see my BELL-SPROUT?
Will you use ROCK POLISH on my Pokeballs?
I wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your bedroom.
If I were a Pidgeotto, I’d GUST your pants off.
It’s a good thing that I’m a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!
If I were a Clefairy, I”d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.
Do you have a Ditto in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
My Magikarp knows a little more than SPLASH if you know what I mean.
I’ve got an Onyx, and if you come over to my place I’ll show you his move Earthquake (TM 27).
I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.
You make me RY-HORNY!
You just gave me a Cubone.
My Bulbasaur knows TICKLE.
I can make your Jigglypuffs sing.
I can make your Milktanks moo.
Girl you make me wanna use HARDEN. And guess what? It's super effective.


Maybe I should stop.... I think I've proven my point.
Mother of God....
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PostSubject: Re: Lame Pickup Lines   Wed Apr 18, 2012 11:06 am

I can always keep going... PIKACHU Trollface

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PostSubject: Re: Lame Pickup Lines   Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:25 pm

Lol I'm back for more Trollface

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?"
Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.
I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan
I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!
You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?", You - "When you fell from heaven."
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."
You got something on your chest: my eyes
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Janice????
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see

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PostSubject: Re: Lame Pickup Lines   Wed Apr 18, 2012 7:53 pm

Oh my God... I've heard the zipper pickup line before, lol. Here's a couple:
Life without you is like a pencil--POINTLESS.
You: "Do you believe in love at first sight?" Her:"No, why?" *you walk away* *comes back a second time* You: "How about second sight?"
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PostSubject: Re: Lame Pickup Lines   Mon May 21, 2012 11:34 pm

JakeYokley577 wrote:
Oh my God... I've heard the zipper pickup line before, lol. Here's a couple:
Life without you is like a pencil--POINTLESS.
You: "Do you believe in love at first sight?" Her:"No, why?" *you walk away* *comes back a second time* You: "How about second sight?"

Imagine a Minecraft pickup line.
Baby your like a redstone torch with tnt. You make me explode
Notch has nightmares about circles but I have fantasies about them. Cuz I think your circles are coming into my dreams.

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